March 2012
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February 2012
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C:\Recycle Bin\bullshit_KoRn_rumors.txt
Recap
jerktown:
In the White House crawl space, Barack Obama frantically searches for the nation’s jobs. Michelle Obama appears overhead as Obama yells, “Where are they!? Where are they?!? The jobs, Michelle!… WHERE ARE THE JOBS!?!?!” Michelle reveals that the jobs went overseas, which causes Obama to scream, cry, and then laugh maniacally
strepsis:
News flash, idiot: everything that doesn’t immediately reveal itself to you and takes some work to understand and appreciate is pretentious.
“I take nude pictures everyday.”
– Rita (via radicalradius
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woooo
toughmcguff:
woo im super gay woo
