March 2012
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cashcrab:
A multi-season reality show about a teen boy’s quest to try and get 5,000 scrobbles of Powerman 5000 on his last.fm
The Fertility Clinic
seinfelt:
George becomes convinced that his skin doesn’t belong to him, and has to be restrained and sedated to stop him from trying to peel it off. Elaine tries to sell her eggs to a fertility clinic, but is denied when a blood test reveals she’s not entirely human. Kramer finally lets Jerry gaze into his Pensieve, revealing the dark secret that haunts his past.
The Sleeper
seinfelt:
When Kramer’s walls start to bleed, he applies to become an ordained minister in order to exorcise his apartment. Elaine starts farting openly at work when she realizes it keeps her coworkers from approaching to ask her to do anything. Jerry falls asleep in the middle of his own set and receives the best reviews of his career. George gets trapped inside a public toilet.
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Basically, LOL @ U
if you don’t fucking despise yourself and wish for an early death only because it will excuse it being a lonely death
BOO: A LOVE POEM
tphd:
BOO IM A GHOST CAN I GHOSTNAP IN YR BOOTS WHEN YR NOT WEARING THEM? CAN YOU WRAP ME AROUND YR NECK AND PRETEND IM A SCARF WHEN IM SCARED CAN I HIDE INSIDE YR THINGS WHEN YR NOT HOME (IT’S WARM AND CLOSE AND SMELLS LIKE YOU)
treetrunks:
EVERY HIRED GUN I’VE EVER FIRED IS MAKING LOVE TO YOU WHILE I LOOK ON
Fightman Game: Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 AE 2012... →
fightmangame:
The Fightman Game blog has obtained, through the arcane wizardry that is video game journalism, a list of character and system updates for the upcoming version of Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 AE 2012. You heard it here first!
Akuma - Can now steal chi and use it - New costume: hawaiian shirt and…
Fightman Game: Street Fighter x Tekken Week One... →
fightmangame:
We hit the streets (XBox Live) to bring you initial impressions of SFxT from allegedly real gamers!
“Whoa, this dude has a tiger head.”
“Boy, am I glad that throws are super nerfed and useless in this game, since they were way overpowered in Street Fighter 4. Maybe in Tekken x SF they will get…
A Big Dog t-shirt that says ROCKIST AND PROUD
come to terms with dying alone and just marrying pizza or weed or something
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